May the RIPS on your hands not slow down your eating,

May the desserts full of GLUTEN not feel like you’re cheating.

May the turkey in your mouth be juicy and lean,

May the yams on your plate be all that you CLEAN.

AMRAP of stuffing and cranberry jelly,

A black Friday WOD will take care of that belly.

May your family be happy and healthy and fun,

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, but before it is done,

Give thanks for our COMMUNITY and what CROSSFIT has made,

And whisper “3, 2, 1, GO” as into a food coma you fade.

LOVE YOU FOOLS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. ENJOY!

-jD